unwarranted self importance
marlbororeds100s:

Lmfao!

f-i-r-e-e-x-i-t:

I find it so scary that anyone who you could be standing next to in a line, anyone who you cross paths with in day-to-day life could just kill you. You could die anytime anyplace and it freaks me out.

You need to stop smoking so much weed

thewhitemare:

tetradroid:

I just saw neutral milk hotel live

I’m sorry

Simon&garfunkle 2.0

voodoo spells and services 

voodoo spells and services 

You used to be beautiful, genesis. Why did you have to ruin your body?

You used to be beautiful, genesis. Why did you have to ruin your body?

Budz, wingz, n’ jizz

Me every time i go out in public

Me every time i go out in public

corbeauxtube:

This is just too cool not to post, I wanna know what color his cum shot will be.  

corbeauxtube:

This is just too cool not to post, I wanna know what color his cum shot will be.  

shitloadsofwrestling:

“Stood in front of the Andre Memorial Statue and lost it. I love him, but I need to get my stuff together. It rattled me really bad today.” - Hulk Hogan

shitloadsofwrestling:

Stood in front of the Andre Memorial Statue and lost it. I love him, but I need to get my stuff together. It rattled me really bad today.” - Hulk Hogan

Ever stick an entire pack of gum in your mouth at once just cuz?